By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 02:38 - United States

Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML
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Br00talsex 0

atleast when you tell people you shit brix, you're telling the truth.

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kindlystfupls 0

hmmm I'd say go and buy some laxatives. but that would probably be too simple and problem solving.

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Chella69 0

Maybe you could go buy some? Just a suggestion...

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W4X 0

Ain't that a load of shit! Horrible Pun...

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DakotaCat 4

Build a house of poop

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skylarbee 8

if its been three days shouldn't you have gone out and got some?

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happy_dino 6

Hey, i've been ******** bricks for 13 years... Suck it up.

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11wanda11 6

you need Epsom salt, a good dose of it..

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bubbish 3

How can you be ******** for 3 days and still be constipated?

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DocBastard 38

Forget your poop troubles and have a big house potty. Make sure you have enough stools for your Crohnies and enough chip and dip bowels. Keep a log of your expenses. This should definitely rectumfy the shituation. I'm not biassed, I'm just trying to help you - don't call me a basturd.

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smashgrab 0

Win. Doc, you have to quit being witty, you make the rest of us look like shit.

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Matt_192 6

wow. you make my puns look like crap :P

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wwerulez14 6

*claps* Bravo Doc. Bravo. I get the feeling that OP is never going to use the phrase, "I shat bricks" ever again, or at least without experiencing a shiver or chill down their spine in memory of this day.

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