Health: Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of...

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 02:38 - United States

Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, the medication I’ve been taking has caused me to become constipated for so long I'm now unable to go, because all my poop is a solid mass in my bowels no stool softener can touch. So a surgeon is either going up my ass with a hose and a spoon, or cutting open my stomach to remove it. FML

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By Nirah - 26/07/2019 21:00 - Canada - Parksville

Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML

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By screaming monkey - 04/04/2012 10:13 - United Kingdom - Whitton

Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 20:01

Today, and for the last six months, I've been on a medication that greatly improves the main symptoms of my chronic illness. Too bad it also gives me chronic diarrhea. I feel much better and can function better than I have since my teens, but I haven't taken a solid dump in half a year. FML

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By shatMyself - 22/04/2013 19:10 - United States

Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

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By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2016 11:05 - Canada - Saint-laurent

Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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Quest_ 13

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:20

Obtain laxatives.

Br00talsex 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:11

atleast when you tell people you shit brix, you're telling the truth.

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zepirothica 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 1:38

Build a house out of them.

GLiTTeRz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 12:22

Ibs huh?

rozieslothinator 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:16

ouch...good luck walking

ElZamo 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:06

ouch!!! 

gman90210 18

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:32

I can't believe they didn't give you a script for ducolax they did me as the pain meds and all the others do the same thing. I cope by taking two a day and a quart of Metamucil a day

asherah14 7

Friday 10 February 2012 0:06

So you weren't able to get to a store for 3 days to buy laxatives? How is this an FML?

Ryan11adidas 4

Friday 2 November 2012 1:47

I know how you feel! I take a certain medication for my back and it makes me constipated also. I weighed myself once before I took a dump and I weighed 177.00 Then afterwards I weighed 174.19! My ass hurt so bad haha! FML