Love: Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar...

By drfrogpepper - 01/01/2011 23:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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By UniGrad2019 - 26/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Desperate

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML

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Nice try

By sweet2u22 - 27/02/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

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By BestBF - 23/04/2013 23:22 - United States - Omaha

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

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Classic lineup

By LonelyInLove - 17/02/2023 08:00 - United States - Methuen

Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML

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Classic escape plan

By Amanda - 31/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML

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No thanks

By StratMan - 28/05/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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saleha97 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 2:07

wow, guess he liked her alot..

ICaughtFire 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 5:03

Well not that you care, but I have to agree with KaySL. The guy shouldn't have pursued a relationship with OP, knowing that he had feelings for someone else. It was very unfair to her, and she ended up hurt in the end. Not to mention that KaySL has the brains to properly capitalize a word here and there.

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sieana 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:58

this has happened to me before, minus the serenade. i feel your pain

lBMTHl 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 4:07

Damn, that sucks. We wasn't worth it if you were his second choice. You probably deserve better. :)

pegleg007 2

Sunday 2 January 2011 4:38

this happens a lot. forget him and find a new fish in the sea, you are better than that.

jeskamarie2011 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 5:03

How strange, something similar happened to me/:

xNephilim 18

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:19

Something similar happened to hundreds of people. Despite what you may think, pretty much every situation you'll ever experience has already happened to someone else.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:42

So someone else has had a chimp named Yolanda pelting his head with walnuts and feces while oil wrestling Vladimir Putin? Thank god, I thought I was the only one.

Idk_what2say 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 8:53

You're not alone Doc, there are others like us. Yolanda will not win.

ashisthebomb 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:38

bahahahahaha doc, you're hilarious!!

zanguard 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 5:11

YDI, everyone knows musicians are shady characters.

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 2 January 2011 5:15

It's weird how it seems that MOST of the guys who play guitars are cute/hot/attractive. lol in my opinion of course.

xNephilim 18

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:21

That's because being able to play an instrument makes men a lot more attractive. Usually.

ashisthebomb 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:40

I agree Selena!!!

lolaisagirl 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 5:44

54.. I've heard that too.. he's quite well known

savvy_suzy 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 5:46

Better to find out sooner that you were a second/third/tenth place contestant than later. Feels horrible, no doubt, but if you didn't have children together or much invested, it's a good thing it happened. Imagine giving years of your life, devotion, etc to someone who secretly didn't really want you in the first place. I say congratulations OP :) you've just been spared years of heartache. This bears no reflection on you, this is all about him.