Work: Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as...

By Heavy D - 06/09/2012 13:45 - United States

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 00:01

Today, there was a gas leak at work. We called the fire department, who advised us to evacuate the building. We called our manager to let her know, and her response was "Oh, don’t do that." My boss would rather let us die of carbon monoxide exposure than lose out on 3 hours of work. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By dumb mother - 31/01/2012 02:34 - United States

Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

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By notahero - 09/01/2015 04:40 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By Breathy - 07/09/2022 00:00

Today, while sitting next to my mom at a restaurant, she told me to stop moving and making so much noise because, "It's distracting." The noise I was making was me breathing. I'm not even allowed to breathe. Guess I'll die. FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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Slight hiccup

By really - 05/06/2016 21:40 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, a customer at work was having hiccups, so I suggested she should try to hold her breath for a while. Ten minutes later, she's talking to my manager about how I wanted her to "kill herself because of her severe medical condition." FML

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flipcrazy 0

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:18

You laugh now but in a week or two when you grow that third arm and eye, you're gonna be looking real foolish.

Dinger1992 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:20

You should tell her there's radiation everywhere so she shouldn't breath anymore. That'll solve your problem

Comments

superhumangambit 4

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:28

But imagine the endless possibilities of manipulation for this gullible person. "Did you know its 20 yrs of bad luck to keep your employees working on Thursday's after a rainstorm?"

DespairFaction 11

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:35

Cook a burrito in the microwave and give it to her.

AH1Zviper 15

Thursday 6 September 2012 20:52

What the hell will that acomplish?

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 6 September 2012 21:16

When in doubt, cook a burrito. Always.

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Thursday 6 September 2012 23:43

Random fact: Burritos were actually invented to solve world-problems.

DespairFaction 11

Friday 7 September 2012 5:40

It might kill her from all the radiation, and solve the worlds problems.

dogpfcorn 11

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:39

If your boss has a cell phone OP, just slap her and do the world a favor

gracehi 31

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:41

She may be stupid but at least she's not evil...or is she?

Welshite 39

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:58

Haven't you seen the movies? Villains always use some sort of radiation in their dastardly plots. Well, so do the superheros, but that's not the point.