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Or at least a reason to hold her breath.
Morons are always in charge. When I had to mop the bathroom and mix the cleaner at a ratio of 2:1, I put 2 gallons of water and 1 gallon of cleaner. My boss though that 2 quarts was a gallon.
Radiation can contaminate things, and therefore there's an argument she's right.
Except the fact the holds her breath because "she doesn't want to breathe in any radiation." I think you're just as dumb as the boss.
Alpha radiation is the stuff you shouldn't breath in but clothing tends to be able to block it. it is the gamma rays you need to worry about and holding your breath is not going to help you there. Annonimously print out fact sheets about radiation and sources and leave them at her desk when she isn't looking.
For the company Christmas party the whole office should chip in to buy her a radiation suit.
All the fun you could have with her having a phobia of radiation.....
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You laugh now but in a week or two when you grow that third arm and eye, you're gonna be looking real foolish.
You should tell her there's radiation everywhere so she shouldn't breath anymore. That'll solve your problem