Transportation: Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage...

By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 228

You deserved it 42 176

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Force of habit

By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 757

You deserved it 4 863

By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 781

You deserved it 4 112

By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 990

You deserved it 5 780

Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 589

You deserved it 17 060

By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 559

You deserved it 4 232

Charming

By hoggypig - 23/04/2012 13:00

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 581

You deserved it 2 884

By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 555

You deserved it 64 545

Beep beep

By Crash - 30/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 203

You deserved it 61 793

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 979

You deserved it 3 196

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 941

You deserved it 56 271

GreeneyedWonder 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:11

Wow, give the poor teenager a break, I don't think there's a reason to yell "**** you". We all have to be new drivers at some time.

you_failed 15

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:10

Hahaha xD YDI. Just honk! No need to make yourself look like an enraged idiot. :P

Comments

MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:37

it's the "baffled king" not the battle king you **** up

Rosiel7891 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:41

A new driver who isn't ready or confident on a main roads than shouldn't be driving the main roads. They put their lives and others lives on danger than. Thats why new drivers need to learn on roads that are not that busy.

hopelessxdesign 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 20:22

then how are they going to learn to drive on busy streets? you have to drive on them to learn how to drive WELL

Bobissmall 13

Sunday 6 February 2011 21:20

It didn't even say they were learning... it could be some one who past their test MONTHS ago. Fact is, stereo-typically (no, truthfully) teenage drivers are most likely to cause accidents. When you see a bad driver chances are they are very old or young.

stewpididiot 11

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:00

oh yeah ... OP .... I hope you get fired & a dozen or so homeless people use your car for a toilet.

brunettebabe17 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:09

How do you message people?

kayPandastyle 15

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:19

Have fun in the unemployment line lol

Kelita 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:29

me too!!!

sallen0046 4

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:34

YDI for no other reason than screaming obscenities and making obscene gestures at a teenager. You were a new driver at one point yourself. Your childish and rude behavior in no way bettered the situation.