Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was...

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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By Mick - 20/02/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

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By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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By blonde - 29/09/2010 07:08 - Australia

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:00

sorry OP, guess a good deed never goes unpunished :(

pandabeargirl89 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:57

I hope you had insurance!

Comments

onecutechick101 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:44

that sucks I'm sorry dude!!

quinnjamin10 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:50

ahahhahaha you got ******...

rocketeer_97 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:51

Like a good neighbor... State farm is there ! :D

texaslonghorn 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:24

with a hot tub...

victor69er 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:54

wow bad timeing

Brownstonius 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:02

Well damn

Termites 15

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:02

perfect moment to kill yourself.

EvanAGD 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:09

Geico?

paramedicgirl87 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:30

Does anyone else question how the medic didn't see the motorcycle when pulling up to the scene? As a medic I would never hit someones vehicle intentionally, even if they were parked like a moron. OP I hope you have insurance.