Health: Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally...

By Stan - 29/08/2011 21:19 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 740

You deserved it 9 589

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Fight Club Penguin

By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 011

You deserved it 213

By jazz - 22/01/2010 08:11 - France

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 287

You deserved it 5 754

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 049

You deserved it 5 407

By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 680

You deserved it 6 397

By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 545

You deserved it 48 180

Sorry sweetie

By ddhaley1 - 18/07/2015 19:08 - United States - Edmond

Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 519

You deserved it 3 187

By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 17:26 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 317

You deserved it 5 165

By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 266

You deserved it 3 557

By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 945

You deserved it 26 140

Power move

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

I agree, your life sucks 514

You deserved it 156

Haganbottom234 8

Monday 29 August 2011 23:53

You deserve it, for doing jazz aerobics.

blumsden 0

Monday 29 August 2011 23:55

I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...

Comments

SammIght 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:03

...your a guy... Shan't you be not be doing things like that.. Unless you like giving everyone mental image:P

Capt_Oblivious 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:04

You kicked your child in the face? During jazz aerobics? You do jazz aerobics? F your family's life

TheLastChild 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:04

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!

shrimp1234 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:05

Who the hell does jazz?!?!

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:09

Your kid was probably screwing around and did it better than you can after years of practice. Jealous, much? Try Zumba. It rocks.

bloodypanda 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:49

Chill out bro! O.o

randelynn 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:51

Zumba is quite interesting. Haha

Petal23 11

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:10

Haha just shows how narrowminded I am for assuming that you were a woman as soon as I read "jazz aerobics"! My bad, keep it up!

audiophileMom 11

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:10

Uhm... If your girl is three can't she clear it up for you? Something like: "Daddy was jumping in tights to music when he kicked me and I cried!" - even slow 3-year-olds can do that. Also I'm sure she wanted to join him/watch him and NO Dad would think twice if jazz aerobics could be dangerous... Still, dude... Maybe hit the gym next time? At least you'll be under supervision there when you bounce around.

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

RoseCrystal 17

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:16

*snort* I'm sorry, you were doing what?

Feklfekl2222 32

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:16

I'm sorry but I have to ydi just for the jazz aerobics. Aerobics ok we can put up with it. Jazz/jazzercise we can put up with that too. But jazz aerobics....... No, just no