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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was dealing with a psychiatric patient with a colonostomy bag. She got agitated and ripped the bag from her abdomen and threw it at my face. I got a bag filled with poop thrown at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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Such a rewarding career

By DirtyNurse - 05/12/2020 07:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, I got projectile-vomited on while trying to administer meds to a patient. Twenty minutes later, a patient with schizophrenia threw his shitty diaper at my face. All this happened in the first hour of my 12-hour shift. I didn't bring any extra scrubs and I live an hour away from work. FML

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By FML - 12/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML

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We could be heroes…

By ally - 23/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Austin

Today, I was changing a wound bandage on one of my patient’s buttocks. I forgot to initial and date the bandage per hospital regulation. As I kneeled in to write, the patient let out the biggest loudest fart directly in my face. The worst part? Some of it sprayed out, some on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 16:00

Today, my violent geriatric patient was trying to escape the facility. When I intervened, she poked my belly then told me I was squishy and that I might explode. FML

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Bag for life

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 04:57 - United States

Today, my ambulance got called out for a "stomach pain" patient. Upon assessment, the guy really did have stomach pain. His colostomy bag fell off a week ago, so to stop the crap from falling out, he duct taped it shut. It exploded when I helped him up. FML

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True hero

By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 05:23 - United States

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

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Pissed

By kkmirw - 14/10/2019 05:00

Today, a colostomy bag exploded on me while I was waiting in line at the pharmacy. Yesterday, my shoes were peed on by a child while I was at work. FML

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Thursday 28 May 2009 12:22

What a shitty day eh?

lololol111 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 12:45

11 and 12, psychology is a completely different field then psychiatry

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lololol111 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 12:45

11 and 12, psychology is a completely different field then psychiatry

lizzi02 13

Thursday 28 May 2009 12:50

I have Crohns Disease, and i have many friends with an 'ostomy bag...and thats just SICK =[ FYL

fobchick 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 12:58

omg what a ******* cum dumpster

penizulaface 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:01

#1 is kinda right. brits dont generally say poop. we say shit, crap, poo, faeces, excrament, chocolatee...

OwenC 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:04

#3 WTF!

Sessee 4

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:14

Ew D: You should have kicked a bitch.

um_duh 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:22

#11 - GFY

Itsallgoodhere 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:23

Um I hope you had your mouth closed... FYL

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:25

This is why I never wanted to be a nurse...blood i can handle, vomit to an extent but shit no way.

nuked 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:28

#19, why don't you just learn to spell?

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