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By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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Mean girls

By Rothaar - 26/01/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and as I was pulling out my earphones and getting off my treadmill, I heard the girl behind me say to her friend on the treadmill next to her, "Wow, there have no cute guys today." Her friend replied, "None at all. It's like everyone suddenly got gay or ugly." FML

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blackcats31 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

could you not see anything through the spandex? =|

Shokz992 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:09

It takes some guts to admit that to the world xD

Comments

amazinggbaby 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:08

Wow. That's disturbing. Don't worry OP if he had long flowy hair, spandex and a girls body I would think he was a girl too.

skittleface 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:08

He didnt have a "girl body" he was probably just unusually svelte and slim. maybe he is a gymnist or a dancer. its YDI but an awkward one, as it wasnt completey the OP's fault. and BTW, guys with long hair= HOT.

MadaZer0 8

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:05

N-No I'm not!!! 

WinglessAngel_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:08

I do that too sometimes it's okay.....

afatmonkey 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:14

I do to. It's not my fault I like to show off my sexy bod.

CharleneW 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:06

By the way, in regards to which type of booze: Lysol.

MissRachieee 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:09

wow. gay much?

WordsOfHope 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:10

no. not much

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:25

A WHOLE BUNCH :D

Shokz992 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:09

It takes some guts to admit that to the world xD

PurpleSquirrel 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:15

well it's anonymous

o_ospacedout 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:11

were you looking at his butt the whole time or did you just not wear your glasses?

texas_justice 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:11

...latent homosexual emerges.

SingingalotFYE 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:12

sweeeeeeet

MF12 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:29

boldge? really?

Person1233 12

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:12

Someone is sexually confused :D Just like Fluffy the hamster in 2nd grade. *shudders* happy thoughts ... happy thoughts..

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:13

Oh you were going to check him out anyway.

Disco_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:14

yum

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:16

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS :D

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:37

:D Surprise buttsecks is the BEST kind of buttsecks.

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:38

Some stick their fingers in butts, take it out, sniff them, and suddenly they know which way the wind is blowing. It's magical :)

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:40

*tears up* That was pure poetry.

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My finger is brown, And it smells like poo, The wind is blowing to the south, And you need to wash more. Did that rhyme?