Transportation: Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car....

By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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You deserved it 2 236

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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Double trouble

By idiot - 28/06/2020 08:07

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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By ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

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Mr40Hands 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:50

Poor little girl

KushMastaDisasta 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:06

"Today I was playing in the park, minding my own business, when some guy ran me over on their bike. FML"

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rexgar2000 10

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:34

i wonder what her parents say to you

Deathhound 27

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:51

Me too.

rein 8

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:46

and you are one to talk with a dp like that.

Deathhound 27

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:49

**** the little girls life :c

delfino1604 24

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:51

ahhh you ******* dumb ass.. hasn't anyone ever told you never look back??

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:23

Have you ever been chased before by crazy asshats wasting their lives chasing people in a car no, so shut up

JoHan55_fml 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:59

run Forrest run!

miz66independent 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 19:37

You beat me to it. Lol

leemurcat 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 16:07

his dp is hot..

Noob30 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 16:15

As opposed to looking backwardsW?

narutofan73 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:32

damn tht sucks

ArsenalFan12 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:44

wow. lose lose

dufelbag 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 18:07

Don't mess with peoples mike duds

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 18:22

Wrong FML, buddy.

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