By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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You deserved it 7 250

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Pandamomma 2

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

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kittylevin 8

What else do you do with a four-month-old? Just leave it on the ground to suffer while you shop? What is wrong with those people?

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organolithium_fml 9

I'm seriously in a pinch here. I can neither vote fyl or ydi. Your kid rocks!

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stephers444 17

They totally deserved that. He's only four months old!

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DogeMan 14

Your kids like deal with it

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TheLadyOpal 30

See, that's how you say "**** off" in baby language.

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EdmTeacherGirl 2

I can't believe how many people think it's acceptable to give parenting "advice" to total strangers. OP, your baby's vomit said more than words ever could.

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