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By santasadiekins - 17/08/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML

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By antsgomarching - 06/10/2020 17:01

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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By my butt is lava - 19/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Custer

Today, I was on a nature hike and had to use the bushes as a restroom. In doing so I stepped on an ant hill and ended up with my shorts around my ankles, dancing the Twist to fend off the ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early to weird scratching and smacking noises. After gathering enough courage to check what it was, I found out it was just an ant stuck on a piece of paper. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By GnarCarBar - 12/09/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2016 05:27 - United States - Forney

Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML

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crackawithcheese 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:14

Man that sucks, ants are just little bastards

joanjett 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:17

I ******* HATE ANTS.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:40

I apply fire and ice lube to my groin before adding the ants for that special tingling in my pants.

lifesabeach1213 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 10:44

We have red ants in Washington state? Apparently you're from Eastern Washington...

alexiskimbrell 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:22

Can't say you didn't have that coming. You're always going to encounter bugs when casually sleeping outside lol

IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:32

When that hapens to me I just take a shovel and start screaming "take that you little demons!!" while smashing them to pieces :)

SPORTZLUVER75 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:47

uhh did you have a blanket?

1966mustanggt350 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 17:30

lol #111... dayyum #60, thats fcked up bro, hope that never happens to me.

GoArmy6624 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:27

Be careful, they'll eat you alive.

hthenerd 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:31

I hate ants :-/

TYln52 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 20:08

At least you were right

hoonyer 17

Thursday 18 August 2011 20:33

That sucks, once while camping i fell asleep with an open bag of skittles and woke up to a swarm of hungry red ants all over me and my friends D:

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