Miscellaneous: Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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Who are you to judge?

By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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The cat's out of the bag

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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Respect

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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KBurns207 17

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:14

Dude if you're too embarrassed to just buy some condoms, you're probably too young. Just man up and buy them... Sorry but YDI man.

doodieman 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:16

If you scanned them, couldn't he just look at the screen?

Comments

termin8tor786 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:15

Dumbass!!

Ambiguous404 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:20

U dnt need condomz if u hve swag lulz

chuka81 27

Thursday 25 July 2013 10:22

I wish I could downvote this comment, twice.

RadeonDerp 24

Thursday 25 July 2013 13:35

You, #30, are one of the dumbest ******* idiots I have ever seen, and I hope you fall off a cliff. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this, too. Using swag as an excuse to not have safe intercourse? You dumb bastard.

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 14:21

Holy mother of ****. Kill it. Kill it before it reproduces.

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:16

But Alan, it's more fun to pretend he was serious.

Iknoweverything 29

Thursday 25 July 2013 17:23

Even if it WAS satire, the fact that he used the word "swag" is justification enough to thumb him down, if not forcibly sterilize him.

Kukua 5

Thursday 25 July 2013 20:38

Quit feeding the troll so it can't grow any stronger.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:22

Why are you embarrassed to buy condoms? You're not embarrassed of having sex are you? YDI for being immature.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:45

Uhm I'm sure when the time comes that I'm sexually active, I'll be embarassed. I'm just a timid person. Always have been, always will be. That's no reason to say someone deserves it.