By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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scott1494 0

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

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Tucatz 0

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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FMLfangirl89 0

hey, tell all the ladies you're good at bangin? eh? eh? possible upside.

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kelther 0

i like it! why would you feel bad about that?

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Panicattackx5 0

Congrats, you have correctly labeled yourself as a tool. This isn't a FML :l

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omeitsmc 2

hahaha....lol....tool

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Mr_Kennedy 4

Did the alarm go off when you would leave the store? Hahaha.

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lightmylamb 0

Can scanners even pick up barcodes on skin? Was it on you wrist? Sometimes those machines can be damn finicky, and I don't know if I believe they would scan some greasy teenager's tattoo.

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ohdamn_fml 2

The real FML part is the fact the OP got a barcode tattoo. What a waste of money and time

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shehzeenahmed 0

i just love that there were so many comments that were moderated lol

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