Kids: Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 01:46 - United States - Blythe

Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

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By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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What up big pimps?

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 12:00

Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 28 October 2011 18:07

Like a motherfuckin boss!

sp4ksu_fml 4

Friday 28 October 2011 18:08

well maybe the teacher should lighten up a bit and stop crampin styles...

Comments

alone_unafraid 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:43

your kid is a boss. good job. srs

Tez122 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:45

your sons winning!

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:56

17? That's nothin'! I called my kindergarten teacher a bitch to her face! (She was a Nun & whipped the shit outa me!)

largo_fml 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 9:00

Ooh so hardcore, man.

docscientist 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 12:45

Damn bro, I bet you eat nutella without spreading it on bread first.

madster007 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:59

why are you calling the teacher an idiot? he was doing his motherfucking job

Rikkai 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:16

Dude, I love your son! xD

sectorleader 2

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:19

Worth it!! That's awesome!!

Demonessa 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:38

LIKE A BOSS. OR A ZOMBIE NARWHAL PLATAPUS.

Brooding99 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:51

OP: Buy your kid a kick ass gift, being 17 depending on his relationship status a hooker maybe appropriate, and tell him he ******* rules. Kids these days lack backbones too often due to pansy assed coddling parents, this tells me you are a good parent at least in the realm of teaching who he is.