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why the hell did he have no pants on??
I really like the way you so nonchalantly added "he wasn't wearing pants" as the punchline to this FML, like we're all meant to laugh and be merry. You didn't expect a barrage of "WTF" comments as to why: a) There was a partially naked child who is old enough to talk on your lap. b) You did not notice his urine/shit drizzling into your throbbing muff.
113 FTMFW!!!!! I lol'ed. Best comment ever. I wondered the same thing.
WTF YTF DO YOU HAVE A NAKED CHILD ON YOUR LAP Get some clothing on that child return him to his real parents and seek mental help imidiatly.
this is the same thing that everyone has said. but srsly that kid should be wearing pants. its kind of grose im not going to lie
you spelled gross wrong.
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why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...
Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.