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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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Pinky

By grandlisleguy - 03/02/2020 21:00 - United States - Colchester

Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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You deserved it 2 483

By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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Rack go thwack

By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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You deserved it 435

By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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You deserved it 9 197

Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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wheresmymary 22

Friday 15 April 2016 16:23

Were you not wearing underwear?

PingusTheDingus 31

Friday 15 April 2016 16:31

That's Cheeky

Comments

Tripartita 44

Friday 15 April 2016 17:39

This is why I recommend getting waxed; you gotta look good for those accidental door-related depantsings.

MrsKilown 20

Friday 15 April 2016 18:22

Some of the ladies were probably really into that. No worries, mate!

randomman55555 11

Friday 15 April 2016 19:10

How did you manage to get your pants hooked into a door hinge?

COSaikou 7

Friday 15 April 2016 20:25

sexy.

susubabe29 7

Friday 15 April 2016 20:38

LOL!

loserman67 35

Friday 15 April 2016 21:21

I shave my ass cheeks weekly - I'm not kidding - for just such an emergency. I enjoy going commando!

MonkeyWench 10

Friday 15 April 2016 21:59

Omg this happened to me too. It was awful. So sorry OP!!!!

jimeple 12

Friday 15 April 2016 22:18

Well at least it wasn't your micropenis

videogames4life 10

Friday 15 April 2016 22:29

This seems like a scenario straight out of a nightmare. FYL OP, I'm sorry that you had to be in that position

Riceball__o3o 15

Friday 15 April 2016 22:46

This is even worse if you're a girl.

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