Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man...

By Nope - 26/06/2015 21:46 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

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By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

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By Dear Lord Save Me - 04/01/2015 03:56 - United Kingdom - Merthyr Tydfil

Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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News to me

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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Tsk Tsk

By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

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cfojo 19

Saturday 27 June 2015 19:58

Hopefully your father defended you OP. That's pretty indecent of that man to say that about you.

Bloodcalibur 13

Saturday 27 June 2015 19:55

That must have been quite the adventure itself.

Comments

tanziir1 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 3:03

Not so much of an adventure when u get face punched in

mzshannababy 16

Sunday 28 June 2015 4:28

how many thumbs up can this comment get?

pl0xs3rver 45

Sunday 28 June 2015 7:44

None

random_man1999 11

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:37

Is he dead yet

savemeSheehan 8

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:57

hope your dad punched him

Ipshy 7

Sunday 28 June 2015 7:25

tell me he went home with a nose bleed!

missambitious 21

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:09

Today, a repair man came to our house. First the guy, who's 25yrs younger than her tried flirting with her and hitting on her (knowing full well that she's married). Then when he found out I was her daughter, he started hitting on me and talking about how he has a BMW. Seriously?