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By BunniesOnAcid / Tuesday 3 July 2012 23:01 / United States - Clinton
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  slick5880  |  21

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  Dramori  |  29

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  iStrukk  |  7

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  22cute  |  17

The penguin dropped his car at the garage & went to treat himself to ice cream. When he returned the mechanic looks up and says, "looks like you blew a seal, man." The penguin wipes his mouth and says, "no, it's just a little ice cream."

By  MGSPOP  |  1

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  Naomimi_fml  |  6

Why should he have to forgive her? It should be the other way arounf- the father sounds like quite the scumbag. He's been estranged from his daughter for many years and he flirts with random young women in the airport when he's waiting to meet her?

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  CoconutOil  |  7

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  oppawoppa  |  9

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  randeep101  |  5

126--- fuck off it was a joke get ur ugly face to a plastic surgeon before I die looking at it!! And u might wanna change ur FML profile picture into something PRETTIER!! So again even tho u have NO LIFE let others tell their funny jokes!!

By  lindora  |  30

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  gabrielle01  |  0

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  peachesncreem  |  21

28 - that's not very nice, even if it is the truth. 6 - I hate it when someone comments "I hate when that happens". As if the story being told in the FML happens on an everyday basis.

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  iliketurdles  |  7

No it's not. If I wasn't a turtle, I'd be all like "Sup' babe" and then she'd have my offspring. At least that's what we do. Turtles are sluts in comparison of your culture.

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  gabrielle01  |  0

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

To help balance out the bitch in this comment thread I'd like to mention that 6, you're actually quite pretty, I like your hair & make up, and a majority of the people (not commenting on your comment solely for laughs - I always say those people get a free pass unless it's a truly shit job) are assholes, the other is 38 Also, to said aforementioned assholes, please take the pole out of your asses and stop taking out your own inadequacy issues on 6, her comment was funny (or at least a better read than yours) Good day (if this is posted twice blame my glitchy phone and not me)

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  DocBastard  |  38

Gabrielle - First, you have no right to comment on someone's attractiveness, as you don't have a profile pic up yourself. Second, I'm not sure what's working worse - your eyes or your brain. Third, the comment section isn't for commenting on profile pictures. Fuck off with this bullshit.

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  iliketurdles  |  7

Wait, how am I an asshole? Did you even read my comment? When Gabrielle said "Like anyone would flirt with you..." I responded with saying I would - Indirectly, and humorously (I may have failed but people found it funny) - because clearly she's attractive. Also, inadequacy issues? Really? I think you misunderstood what I was getting at.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

I believe I said your comment was the exception, maybe I should've phrased that clearer, when I said "the other is 38" I meant you were the one not being an asshole

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  DocBastard  |  38

Great, please continue doing it more. It'll just get you banned faster so we don't have to deal with your claptrap anymore. Or have you not read the commenting rules?

By  Ainarr  |  21

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