Work: Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 22:38 - United States

Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML

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By fritzile - 10/01/2016 23:53 - United States - Chandler

Today, I told a customer the bread he wanted has been discontinued. He replied with, "Are you serious? What is your name? I'm going up front to complain about you." I still don't understand how that's specifically my fault. FML

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By bakerysux - 23/12/2014 01:21 - United States - San Antonio

Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML

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Please leave

By bakingwomannnnnnnn - 20/11/2013 07:59 - United States - Redding

Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML

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Chill out, lady

By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 15:05 - United States - Fishers

Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML

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By Annebelle - 14/05/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML

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By breadcrumb - 06/07/2015 06:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

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Competition

By JaneDoe - 04/04/2013 02:51 - United States - Salisbury

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

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Are you OK, hun?

By Lillian - 25/12/2020 01:58 - United States

Today, I walked into a store to buy a type of bread I like. The stuff was sold out, so I asked an employee when they'll be restocking it. The employee yelled at me, because, "They do have that bread," walks to the isle, and then when she saw that they really were out of the bread, she walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 14:40 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I went to the print shop to get some work printed. The guy serving me printed my entire order wrong because he pushed the wrong button, so it had to be done again. He tried to charge me a fine for the mistake he made because "it's not a viable business otherwise". FML

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By ab - 09/10/2011 05:11 - Canada

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

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ilovejorgerabara 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:38

why are some people so dumb?!?

Grimmerie 31

Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:45

was he baked? *baboom-chh!*

Comments

Danithblah 0

Friday 29 April 2011 7:20

No joke, that happened to me today too. He got all up in my face, then got a call from his girl saying he was at tbe wrong one...

lovelierlex 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:15

I've done this to customer service people before, but I apologized when I found out it was my fault.

Missjoshramsay 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 21:52

haha did u laugh and call him a retard?

Bored4Life29 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:39

Some people are mad O.o

TheEpicPies 15

Monday 28 November 2011 5:12

Fail.

mrperspire 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 18:40

"Sir. Please get the **** outta my store!!!"

doglover100 28

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:31

Some people are crazy.

RpiesSPIES 27

Monday 1 July 2013 7:42

Oh god, I feel as if this FML may have been of my dad =.=

RhineBl 17

Friday 20 June 2014 5:58

I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED YDI SORRY

fantasyworld 37

Monday 1 September 2014 20:21

Idiots everywhere.

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