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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By cman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Saturday 23 October 2010 0:15

Well, it seems to me that... *puts on sunglasses* ... urine trouble.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 23 October 2010 0:03

Well, just remember that it's better to be pissed off than... Oh, nevermind.

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thatsrugged 2

Saturday 23 October 2010 5:22

Thats McFucked up!!

RageKage 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 5:42

LOL!! Just like the cop in Up in Smoke :)

Markyblitz 4

Saturday 23 October 2010 7:26

piss happens yo

LisaBanana 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 9:14

Chuck Norris his ass!

Illyssa_fml 4

Saturday 23 October 2010 10:53

Having a leak? Lol I've always heard "taking a leak"

kiakia0131 23

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:14

In some countries "having a leak" would be a proper phrase to say.

bsdam 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 12:39

welcome to Norway

saragr94 2

Saturday 23 October 2010 14:23

right...

mrFamas 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 16:13

That was you??

saragr94 2

Saturday 23 October 2010 17:35

haha no i didn't post this, if that's what you were thinking:)

spoiledbabi1026 3

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:42

wow. maybe you should have chosen a different place to stand like farthest from the door??? that does suck tho.

stpanimalcrulety 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:41

Mcdonalds kills there chickens in a in-humane method of slaughter.

smallsmerry 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:07

yea I'm sorry for peeing on you OP...

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