Miscellaneous: Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa...

By al0406 - 22/03/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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Dad jokes FTW!

By rositaleigh - 01/07/2019 00:06

Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML

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By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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zraya218 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:05

Well then. Coats pwn sisters.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:06

And I would have been like, "You're old!"

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argle 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:40

Perhaps he was calling your sister's coat ugly!

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:00

Good thing you've got that nice coat to cover you up with.

Devin_Duke 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:07

lol, what a funny grandpa, at least he's trying to be nice

bucket85 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:13

hmm how do i put this nicely....BURN!!!

mehwhateverr 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:24

that's so rude :/

sLap_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:29

maybe today, your coat just out shown your good looks :)

Jeremy_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:32

I don't understand how this is even an FML.

hellzoar 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:57

maybe if u werent an ugly hoe

Amkii 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:03

Lawl! Your grandpa is hilarious!

hidude12 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:11

dont worry about it... he is probably blind anyways

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