Miscellaneous: Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed...

By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By notateen - 13/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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Mind your beeswax, Karen

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By justine - 13/12/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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By notpregnantthankgod - 20/11/2015 17:20 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Sunday 13 March 2011 1:26

And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 13 March 2011 1:27

You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.

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PJATOSROCKS09 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 4:58

O: That woman is so mean! She should just mind HER own buisness! One time, my parents walked into Yankee Candle together while my sister and I had to keep watch over their baby. A woman walked by, gave us a glare, and said, "You're what, thirteen? And you already have a child? That's sick." We explained to her that she should just mind her own buisness, and how we were brother and sister waiting for our mother to come out of baby candle while we held our SISTER. She walked away with a blush on her face. I laughed. xD

vlcardenx3 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 5:02

lmfao xD

auto_da_fe 2

Sunday 13 March 2011 8:45

That's perfect xD Assume makes and ass out of you, ha

holly_fly 34

Monday 11 July 2016 4:26

I had the same thing happen to me at a shoe store... I was 14 when my littlest bro was born, and my mom was taking my other brother to try on some shoes. I was 15, and some lady just glared at the the whole time she was walking around the store. I thought about saying to same thing. XD

NaoPudding 8

Sunday 13 March 2011 5:23

Ouch... How rude.

Picking_Kuppies 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 5:25

How is it her fault if she's pregnant, anyway? Last time I checked, it took both a male and female to make a child.

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 5:40

fyl... you shop at aèropostale

SabrinaAngelique 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 5:52

Hahahah wow I actually laughed at this. =) Sucks for yoou

jamsmem 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 6:01

Wow what a Bitch! I hate ***** like that. Pregnancy Bellies look so much more different than Fat Bellies anyways! Also WTF even if you were pregnant whats wrong with that? Maybe you wanted a kid and had a great guy and wanted to have a family stupid bitch!

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 6:04

OP is not necessarily even overweight...she could have just been wearing a babydoll shirt.

AmandaLee2320 2

Sunday 13 March 2011 6:24

It's people like her that make me lose faith in the entire human race. Seriously. Don't worry, OP, there is a VIP spot in Hell with her name on it.

orgasm_blush 4

Sunday 13 March 2011 6:37

Whoa. She is really rude! I hope you cursed her out, since she was rude and felt she could say anything she pleased, you should have said exactly how you felt.