Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national...

By TowelSinger - 12/02/2012 08:07

Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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Sunday 12 February 2012 15:39

You're going to be a YouTube STAR!

princessbits 17

Sunday 12 February 2012 15:40

Your roommates are jerks

Comments

ActionManly 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 17:00

I don't care how patriotic you are, that shit would get annoying.

bobchickenfart 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 17:11

your roomates are assholes.

bitter3ulogy 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 17:27

Say hi to youtube

Jakesterk96 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 19:22

Hi YouTube.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 12 February 2012 18:32

Remove all their shit and replace it with civil war memorabilia and tell them that all their china made clothes were too unpatriotic

Elizabeth198 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 18:33

Atleast you had time to grab a towel!! Could always be worse

musicluvr2000 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 19:05

All hail the new YouTube star

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 12 February 2012 19:15

Next time, show up draped in nothing but a flag...Out patriotic the bastards!

coolstorybro6 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 19:21

Too bad u didn't get informed

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 12 February 2012 19:30

As the saying goes "don't forget to bring a towel" saved you.

namasteyourface 2

Monday 13 February 2012 0:12

haw haw

yeongji 31

Sunday 12 February 2012 20:09

On the bright side of things, you know your roommates love you enough to give you a towel to wrap yourself in with. I hope it was as large as a beach towel and not something as small as a face or hair towel.