Health: Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure....

By Ashe - 01/06/2012 17:58 - Australia - Carrum

Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML

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By thanksforthat - 10/01/2013 23:11 - United States - Tunkhannock

Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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She noped out of that one

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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Birthday Bitch

By Anon - 21/02/2017 16:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML

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A huge mess of stuff

By GreatWeek - 30/05/2022 17:01 - United States - Dighton

Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML

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Happy ******* birthday

By Anonymous - 31/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I realized that I’ve gone out of my way every year to make everyone around me’s birthday extra special. I can’t remember the last time anyone celebrated or remembered mine. This year my “best friend” scheduled her elective surgery I’m supposed to take her to on my birthday. What a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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Entitled

By RachelD - 17/07/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, I can’t make it to my friend’s birthday party because my dog died this morning. I called my friend to inform her and she screamed at me because a "dumb animal" is more important than her best friend. Oh, and she asked me if that also means she won’t be getting a present. FML

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Ch0sen 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:13

I don't believe she deserves the title "best friend". Or "friend" at all, for that matter.

hockeyoceancity 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:15

She is a horrible friend... I hope your kidney is okay OP.

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hardehar 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 6:51

I feel your pain.....I fell and tore ligaments, when I phoned a friend to say I couldn't go out the reply was "what about me". Friend was non friend pronto

krysxkatastrophe 14

Saturday 2 June 2012 6:54

Simple solution. 1) Have your kidney removed/replaced. 2) Put your kidney in a jar. 3) Rest and get well soon. 4) When recovered, wrap the jar and put a shiny bow on top. 5) Tell her you're sorry that you couldn't come to her party, but you got her something anyway. 6) Watch her open it.

zuzupetalsYO 11

Saturday 2 June 2012 6:58

Best friends are over rated. Stupid bitches.

Sexy_Smurf 16

Saturday 2 June 2012 7:05

No one needs friends like that op. Get well soon x

speedyb 2

Saturday 2 June 2012 7:33

Really, is she 5? Well Nevermind even a 5 year old would be concerned and selfless. I think it's time to check that one off the friends list. Get well soon.

alera_fml 12

Saturday 2 June 2012 8:01

I hope you feel better

nerobluerose 10

Saturday 2 June 2012 8:33

Or Swiper, he's awesome, and foxy.

CrazyManNo9 29

Saturday 2 June 2012 8:49

Take care and heal well.

eragon2262 6

Saturday 2 June 2012 10:45

great friend you have there

janerose21 3

Saturday 2 June 2012 14:11

wtf wrong with people these days, if I was ur friend I would have slapped myself with a wet fish, canceled the party then came to visit u at the hospital !!