By Ashe - 01/06/2012 17:58 - Australia - Carrum

Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 536
You deserved it 2 138

Same thing different taste

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I don't believe she deserves the title "best friend". Or "friend" at all, for that matter.

hockeyoceancity 13

She is a horrible friend... I hope your kidney is okay OP.

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loserboii 11

Wow FYL for a rude friend. I hope you didn't have kidney failure though!

Don't worry OP! Karma will come back around and bite her on the ass. :)

flockz 19
Trisha_aus 15

Now poop on them Oliver...totally irrelevant..cheers!

This is one of the lamest attenmpt at humor I have ever seen.. Congrats

omgitsshorti 5

I wouldn't consider that a "best friend" or "friend" at all.

ferrousWheel 6

I saw someone make a similar conclusion a good--oh, 16 comments up or so.

punt her from the friend zone entirely... what a ***t.

BeMyLove15 10

What is it?! ****?! ****?! The suspense is killing me! *suspense comes up and starts stabbing me in the face* AAAAAGHHH!!!

What a materialistic loser. >:( Sorry, OP. Find a better friend. :]

Is that a volcanic tornado with lightning coming out of it in your pic?

No it is not. It is a volcanicly eathquaky hurricanic tornado with lightning coming out. In space.

soccergurrll 8

What a nice friend you have

soccergurrll 8

I hope you feel better!!(:

A real friend would give you a kidney :p. I hope you recover soon and it's not serious

day624 14
himynamesholly 0

you should give her your kidney for her birthday.