By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
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gc327072 30

Damn, it's only Wednesday and you're already getting shitfaced? I wanna party with you, OP!

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jarrettd 27

Right 9 i always expect a face full of bird shit whenever i walk out of the house. That's why i wear a full riot armor. Just in case

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Infamous_Tora 12

There is a reply button..

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jamiejones10 8

They say it's good luck tho so look at the bright side :p

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okisbo 12

Hey the same thing happened to my brother at the zoo, except it went straight into his mouth.

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False_Stupidity 41

We're you perhaps near the eye full tower?... Oh wait, USA, never mind.

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mellerlite 1

I'm gonna be that jerk. Faceful is not a word.

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apu_nahasapeemap 10

I've been crapped on at least twice by birds (luckily "only" on the shoulder). I'm almost certain that birds wait for someone to walk under them before letting the shit fly. Which is why I always look up *before* walking under a branch or wire, to make sure there are no birds waiting to bomb me.

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