Work: Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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Friday 11 June 2010 1:13

you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?

kalopadi 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:08

o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny

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fballplayr13 0

Friday 11 June 2010 4:02

Wow LMFAO!!!

gr3y_fml 1

Friday 11 June 2010 4:09

If you have looks and personality, surely you don't need to do a "sexy walk" to get attention. That sounds just gross.

unicornscankill 0

Friday 11 June 2010 4:10

Haha fail

xtx123 0

Friday 11 June 2010 4:17

YDI for failing your sexy walk, practice it at home i guess

bigHurt1 0

Friday 11 June 2010 4:29

Who are you? The female Chris Farley.

metalr82 0

Friday 11 June 2010 4:54

lol stupid girls

Ohxitsxdani 0

Friday 11 June 2010 5:01

Hahaha as I was reading this a song started playing 'nobody saw you fall,nobody saw you fall.'(: Anyways that sucks OP. Hopefully he saw it as cute.?(: