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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I was rushing to get to work on time and grabbed what I thought was my coffee mug. It wasn't until I was in the car that I realized I had grabbed my husband's urinalysis cup. Not quite the morning boost I was expecting. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By Pissed - 20/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Asheville

Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML

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By mumblingdope - 25/05/2016 08:52 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

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wisericky 12

Friday 27 May 2011 19:25

Dont wear those pants to work. Just dont even wear pants to work, they are overrated.

TylersMB 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:19

so im guessing you were wearing dark colored pants or jeans? because anything light colored would have showed the color of the coffe. your husband is a nice person btw.

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ItsAllBeenDone 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:37

i agree with your husband. it is pretty funny

lulututu 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 10:03

And I agree with you. :)Its HILARIOUS!!

CitrusGirl 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:37

Throw hot coffee on his lap. See how he likes it.

TheMonica 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:40

Preferably when he doesn't have pants on. He'll get the message then.

goshpeople 4

Friday 27 May 2011 19:39

It's not really an FML that he did it (since you don't seem to have suffered lasting damage); rather, the fact that you married someone who finds that situation hilarious is the real FML.

hockeyrocks39 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:40

Well it was either 100 pts for hitting the old lady in the crosswalk or 250 pts for give you a wet lap. Looks like husband is Winning!

Wheredidgrungego 12

Friday 27 May 2011 19:54

SIX GRAM ROCKS.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Friday 27 May 2011 19:53

Get a sense of humor OP! I'm sure you can think of worse things to do to him later!

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 27 May 2011 20:07

Yeah, like pouring ice water on his junk while he sleeps.

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 27 May 2011 20:09

or poke some laxative suppositories (several) up his butt, again, while he sleeps.

logcabin69 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:07

dump ice cold water on him while he's in the shower! :D

AliSama 17

Friday 27 May 2011 20:36

He is an @ss and stupid. You need to be great full that you did not get burns due to the coffee. One lady had her clothes melt into her skin. She got 3d degree burns. It was quiet nasty! Nothing you would want! This sounds funny but it could have lead to the hospital.