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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 21:27

Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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OhMinty 5

Friday 19 October 2012 2:21

How can you ever get that image out of your head? :/

golferman72 16

Friday 19 October 2012 2:21

Nobody could ever unsee this. I am so sorry for what you have seen.

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nachosbabygurl 9

Friday 19 October 2012 5:25

did someone forget to knock

bum 4

Friday 19 October 2012 5:29

Oops, sorry. Ill try to be more private next time D:

Calingaladha 21

Friday 19 October 2012 5:32

Well, plucking causes less irritation...

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 19 October 2012 5:32

My mouth waters at the phrase "cream-covered". Damn your wording, OP!

TeahaIsAmazing 2

Friday 19 October 2012 5:34

This would be a true FML if it said "my razor". In this case, I say F your parents lives for having raised such an intrusive child.

jose562 5

Friday 19 October 2012 6:17

Hairy balls

jroxursox1 10

Friday 19 October 2012 6:59

Mmmmm...... Kinky??

HFE10 2

Friday 19 October 2012 7:30

Holy balls, that is awful

kelseyycakes 2

Friday 19 October 2012 7:38

I'm pretty sure that is something my boyfriend would never allow me to do, nor would I ever take responsibility for that job. Your parents are freaks. But you should probably not burst in and rain in their parade.

Austyn57 1

Friday 19 October 2012 7:46

who shaves there balls anywayz

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