Valentine's slay, Looking good and Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong...

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By rob - 23/11/2008 10:59 - France

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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Idyedmyhairblack 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:06

ur mom stole ur thong because...?

katieatieay 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:01

that is very very weird. stds can be carried through sharing underwear you know. and #4, how old is your girlfriend, like nine?

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TheUnnamedOne 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:46

LMAO @ #29

XxHU4LxX 0

Monday 27 April 2009 9:57

Wait...you thought your mom looked good in a thong? What?!

sinergy 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:36

LOL @ #29 And that 's just ******* disgusting.

notsocrafty 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:37

pics please?

bored690 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 14:44

LOL she probably thought it was her underwear. I buy so much stuff that I wouldn't know whose is what.

bored690 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 14:45

agreed, if u don't even wear thongs, then what's the point of your bf buying you one!!

greyzero 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:13

damn girl, your moms a ho. O_o

karina_said 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:41

ewww! ew! ew! thats soo freakn gross.

teffyweffy 6

Wednesday 14 April 2010 19:22

why would she cry? lmao.

Kgirl2cute 6

Sunday 16 May 2010 5:16

butt floss, lol. but agreed!

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