Intimacy: Today I visited my friends with benefits while we're home for... - FML

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By whyme082213 - 23/12/2016 21:46

Today I visited my friends with benefits while we're home for winter break. His whole family came home early so I introduced myself. As I extended my hand to his mother, she said she "knew what that hand has done." It was then that he informed me that he'd told her we were fuck buddies. FML.

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Zelda9678 11

Saturday 24 December 2016 20:56

That's kind of your fault. YDI.

A_Troll_Account 3

Saturday 24 December 2016 22:59

How?? It was completely out of OPs control...

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Mynxie 26

Saturday 24 December 2016 18:53

I would have just said you were a friend if I were him.

Zelda9678 11

Saturday 24 December 2016 20:56

That's kind of your fault. YDI.

A_Troll_Account 3

Saturday 24 December 2016 22:59

How?? It was completely out of OPs control...

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