By HeIsKindaRightTho - 16/09/2014 04:31 - United States - Houghton

Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24

Or she's envious of penises.

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cdalton 12

Girls with short hair can be very sexy... just saying.

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Alittlebunny 3

Is no one going to mention her tag name lol

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amberv61 22

A couple of people already mentioned it

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cryssycakesx3 22

about 18 comments ago...

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AnalSpelunking 19

You have a funny dad

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Laidbackmofo 13

One of the most interesting theories sigmund Freud created was penis envy

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cutebutterfly12 4

Why do men make everything that doesn't have anything to do with their penis suddenly about their penis?

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sweetnsourrr 11

Its a joke, chill out and he was basically said she wanted a penis.

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cutebutterfly12 4

My original statement still stands. Joke or not. Her new short haircut doesn't have anything to do with his penis.

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cryssycakesx3 22

his comment didn't have anything to do with his penis either...

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Azellia 15

Just looking through the comments I'm noticing how every comment about people liking long hair better or not liking short hair on girls is down-voted.

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sweetnsourrr 11

Its because some people are sensitive about it and don't like people telling them what to do with their hair or can't accept that some people just dont share the preference. It's okay to have a preference just don't tell people what to do with their own hair, its just hair it's grows back...lol.

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sweetnsourrr 11

Share the SAME preference*

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