By DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE - 22/11/2012 21:03 - United States - Schertz

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML
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SweetAsHell 9

Someone had two forks in them?? Did they try to get one out with another?

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gonad_gobbler 1

I was going to take a stab at a pun, but I was afraid my joke just wasn't going to cut it.

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jayhawkchik 4

Huh, sux to be the overachiever with 2 forks stuck in them. What the hell merits being stabbed with 2 forks?!

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BananerzFresh 12

I those Turkeys weren't going to be eaten without a fight.

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I3eefChowFun 7

Wait, someone had 2 forks in them? "Ouch, I stabbed myself with a carving fork. But it's ok. Lets try again with another fork."

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BigSexy123 11

You have won the internet for today. That mental image made me laugh.

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Smeelover27 15

I'm sure DocBastard can empathize with your username.

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SqWR37 2

5 forks in 4 people....who the hell got stabbed twice???

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klm2purple 18

I was almost expecting it to say I pulled four forks out of five people! Would have loved to see that in person...

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shawnagreenbean1 9

So that means... One of them had two stuck in them? Hoooowwwwwww!??

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herponi 2

FIVE forks. FOUR people??

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