Kids: Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary...

By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 07:59 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By Cindy - 20/10/2023 09:30

Today, some girls followed me into the girls room at school. Once I got into the stall, one snuck up on me from the next stall over and grabbed my arms. The others grabbed and took my pants and panties, which were around my ankles. They ran off and left me in there for hours, bottomless. I never got my clothes back. FML

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CircusofValues 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:39

Why would you go into a bathroom with elementary school kids? And, more importantly, did you catch her and mortally wound her? :)

keywestlov 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:39

aww thats depressing! i would've punched the little bundle of joy

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CitizenSnipz 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 4:18

go_fuck_yourself 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 4:25

WOW that sucks balls #27 tht is so inappropriate

polico_wolf 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 17:52

says he with the name "go_fuck_yourself"

lukascepanovic 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 4:59

She probably went to tattle tale.. my phone fell out of my locker and a 2nd grader told the closest teacher that I was using my phone but since it was my grade 8 teacher (we're kinda tight) she gave it back to me I'm in a K to 8 school btw

beaten_rhianna 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 4:59

k id do the same,and buy as many ringtones as I possibly can . . . .

FarSide 22

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:34

Call her up and tell her you are going to murder her mommy unless she takes the phone to the School Office.

R1s3Aga1nst 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:57

You shouldn't just 'deal with it', but also you shouldn't punch, drown, or sodomize the child (all mentioned in previous comments). You should calmy report your situation to the principal and hope you get your phone back. If you do not get your phone back, however, you can do as you please to the little brat.

R1s3Aga1nst 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 6:00

Calmly* ><

No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 6:04

umm aren't the toilets for elementary kids smaller/closer to the ground while ones for high school are the standard size ... why would they share that just seems inappropriate

rightsaidred 3

Wednesday 9 December 2009 6:09

Do you know any family with children who has special toilets that they replace with taller ones as their children age (besides a potty chair)? Didn't think so. Children are perfectly capable of using a standard toilet at school, same as they do at home.