Transportation: Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in... - FML

By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

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By cmzraxsn - 11/12/2010 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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The passenger

By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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By Idi - 09/12/2008 12:54 - France

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

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By purplexangel - 02/08/2012 17:32 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:43

#1: Why are you late for work? #2: I missed my train and had to patiently wait for the next one. #1: Don't let it happen again. Alternatively... #1: Why are you late for work? #2: I almost died from hitting a train will trying to catch it by jumping through closing doors. #1: ... Get the hell out.

MAGNAVOX 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:17

*You're * ******* * retarded Says the person who has grammar problems.

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QwertyMcNugget 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:06

Ooooooops! XDD

Sanchez2021 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:35

What a square!!!

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:40

You should be happy you are alive.

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:41

Are you going for that Darwin Award? Looks like your train of thought derailed on this one.

illmatic2 16

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:58

Give him a break, obviously his mind was off-track at the time.

Efilyn 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:44

This is definitely a YDI.

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:52

Who uses "your" instead of "youre" and spells retarded wrong...

Spastastic 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 23:25

Way, waaay too many people.

cufaoil 11

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:56

*OP running for the doors* "I'm gonna make it!" *SPLAT!* *OP groans* "or not...."

Pisces86 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:58

Wow

MelissaNJonas 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:59

Fake and Gay you would be dead

Fortuitous 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 22:26

You deserved it for thinking life is an action movie.

doink 0

Monday 11 October 2010 1:32

Hahaha

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