Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was...

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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mserrato 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:33

Punch him back

purpleamandapand 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:34

So when you go in for a high five does he slap you in the face?

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cheer21moose 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:39

Oh poor you. Now punch him back and move on with your life.

lendalynn 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:39

I'd say that's a miscommunication

yourmurderscenex 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:42

how fast were you going in for that fist bumo for him to confuse it with a punch?

brock329 3

Friday 13 January 2012 5:28

He had to of been coming in hot

ItsTheKing 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:44

You misinterpreted his actions. He was trying to fist-bump your face.

MwahFMLS 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:44

Paranoid much?

ninjuh_wingman 29

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:45

Yea cuz a fist bump moves fast enough to hit someone.

GP14brBaller 5

Friday 13 January 2012 4:51

*****.

flockz 19

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:48

don't show him your dick whenever he's around... unless you want a mushroom stamp on your forehead.

WCARlover 34

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:51

Maybe you should bump your fist into his skull next time:)

dontfmlplzzz 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:55

How high do you fist bump? Less he's a midget, then it's understandable

Arxikist 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:56

Fatality.

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Same thing different taste

Sorry Sharon

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