By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

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Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.

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blueocean43 2

Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.

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CaityHomes 0

Also u can have ur period and be pregnant

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KaskStunter 4

I don't think you are supposed to have sex during the first 3 months of pregnancy, it is considered dangerous.

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AjsMommy7204 6

Yes That Does Suck.. But When I Was Preg My Periods Never Change.. Very Weird.. But It DoeD Happen... Sorry Op !!

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puddy_fml 0

I also blame Bush. And all ignorant tea baggers everywhere.

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doodlez223 1

1) Sex while you are pregnant is not in any way gross or dangerous. It does not hurt the baby at all. 2) YOU CAN NOT HAVE A PERIOD WHILE YOU ARE PREGNANT!!!!! Some women may continue to bleed a bit, but it is not a period. During a woman's period, the lining of the uterus is being shed.

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doodlez223 1

That can't happen during pregnancy. Bleeding at all is abnormal and while not necessarily dangerous, it should be evaluated by a doctor. If you don't believe me, google it or ask any medical professional. You can not menstruate while pregnant.

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Runawaygirl83 0

Try being a little more sensitive, you dick. Some women never stop having periods throughout their entire pregnancy.

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beezydabeezy 0

Well you can have bleeding while pregnant that is not harmful. so really the issue here is that your wife is stupid enough to think that is her period.

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katdiz73 0

some women still experience a period and some light spotting especially this early on in pregnancy, so you should cut her some slack.

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itssmarisheesh 0

you can still have your period while your pregnant dummy look it up

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