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By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:35 / Canada
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  The_Weirdo  |  10

This reminds me of a time when I was little, I imagined poping a pregnant lady's stomach and watching her fly all over the place like a balloon. Sadly, it didn't work. She had twins though. :)

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  free2speak  |  14

well OP it isn't too late for abortion! do you really want to bring a child into this world whose sole contribution to society would be... well if idiocy is a contribution then that's what it would be.

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  AceBoogy  |  2

sex with pregnant women is gross anyways!

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  loludunnomeee  |  18

OP, you are a dumbass. like literally WTF. what's your baby gonna think? " ooo tic tac"

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  Jaxx66  |  21

head or no head. OP doesn't deserve it as it is. he is egotistical and needs to get his head out of his ass. 'my wife had the BALLS to tell me we can't have sex' good for her.

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  September_fox  |  2

My thoughts exactly #324. She has the right to say no to sex if she feels like it for as long as she pleases. Being married to her does not give you any kind of right to do what you want with her body. Good for her! YDI for being a prick.

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  cwj  |  1

Yeah a shot in the mouth also helps the womans body grow accustomed to the mans DNA resulting in less chance of pre-eclampsia. Enjoy getting your dick sucked 3 times a day for the health of your wife and child.

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  Marcella1016  |  26

Wow 324 and 379. I think OP just worded wrong with "had the balls" - the FML was about how stupid her reason was. Having sex while pregnant will not get her twins -_- F OP's life for having such an IDIOT for a wife.

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  katsteak  |  0

more like chelsea handler.

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wouldn't that make him gay?

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  SHORTstopp99  |  5

Dick Cockich

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  HeavyScout  |  0

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!! Sorry, had to do it.

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  foilindo  |  0

what about good ol' oral?? gotta love it!! :-). oh wait. she can say that if she swallows it, she'll get even more babies!!! lol. faaaaaaaaail!!!!

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  kapippenger  |  0

No it's not. That's not how fucking twins are created.

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  Feklfekl2222  |  32

no its not but it is how possible miscarriages are created especially later on the pregnancy.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

so you understand where she is coming from, do explain to us how she believes having sex while pregnant will result in twins. by the way, for the next 18 or so years that baby will still be in the house, does that mean you wont be having sex again for that period? i mean hey, the kid isnt part of the act, and simply being near it seems to be problematic for you. or are you one of those dumb fucks who thinks the mans penis comes anywhere near touching the child when having sex during pregnancy?

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  iSurf_fml  |  8

To my dismay of saying this, that was sarcasm, have you never heard someone say "Get creative." when a pregnant woman says she dosnt want to have sex? No? Well sorry, I thought that was international.

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  September_fox  |  2

Nope, but you did a good job of making yourself look like a sexist ass who believes that a woman should be forced to have sex with her significant other even if she doesn't feel comfortable with it, regardless of the reason. :) Seriously though, don't even try to cover up your stupidity, it's already out there for the world to see.

By  Ub3rshadow  |  3

is she blonde?

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you can get pregnant if you do have anal intercourse :p

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  tori42995  |  0

it's true! you can

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  zgomon  |  10

no. not unless you made a mess and scattered your load all over. may be a bit graphic, but if you don't know something, try to stay quiet and not look stupid

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  sxe_beast  |  11

The only way a woman could get pregnant from anal is if the sperm somehow seeped its way into the vagina and worked its way up into... well yeah, very improbable =|

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  joa76  |  3

You can, actually. It's really uncommon, but it does happen. All that has to happen is for some to, uh, drip. Of course, since the OP's wife is already pregnant, this isn't even a relevant issue.

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  TheBigWaffle  |  6

I'm sorry to have to say this, but, your stupidity simply astounds me, it leaves me speechless and causes me to believe with every fiber of my fiber-filled being that you do not deserve to breath my air..ok that was maybe a little harsh but your just not smart btw this was written to #114

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  upstartzero  |  0

164- you seem to be quite a bitch, you have been flaming people all over this post plus you are insulting the country you live in on your page, you seem like trash honestly.

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  spazz666  |  18

352) I thumbed you down because you used "breath" instead of "breathe" in a sentence calling someone else stupid. There is a difference between "breath" which would be one single inhalation OR as in the phrase "a breath of fresh air", as opposed to "breathe" which would be the verb "to breathe". Also, you used the word "your" as opposed to the correct form, you're. You have no business calling someone else stupid.

By  Crncj  |  0

very reasonable explanation I guess

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  cradle6  |  13

Ugh people are ignorant. A single male ejaculation contains millions of sperm, each capable of impregnating a female. Fraternal twins are created by 2 eggs being fertilized (and remember there are millions of sperm available), and identical twins are created by the fertilized egg splitting into two (this would theoretically only require one sperm). A separate ejaculation later would not create further pregnancy (obviously) and sex during pregnancy is perfectly healthy (except at the very end).

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  joa76  |  3

No, it's actually true that it's POSSIBLE. There have been 11 known cases (one just recently) of a woman getting pregnant while already pregnant. But 11 out of hundreds of millions is pretty much nothing.

By  jkrupili12  |  0

well sounds like you should trade her in for a new model if you know what I mean

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