By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 12:36 - United States - Battle Creek

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Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML
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flockz 19

i think if you would have just come out and started speaking ****, you wouldn't be having this problem.

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TrueTriage 16

Honestly I would've done the same thing as your boyfriend. It just sounds a little overboard good try though!

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pmadNess 16

Why isn't he doing his own laundry after that? I would leave it for him...

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KiddNYC1O 20

Alone? Did he go tell his boys?

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garrett8614 2

I would have laughed too. That just sounds like it came straight out of a bad porno lol.

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Dale194 0

That sucks OP. :( Good for you for trying and doing your best for him. His loss.

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fcryingoutloud 9

You'd at the very least think twice before admitting to anti-Semitic "humour" of this sort. So... enjoy the last couple of years of Russians being an acceptable target. We notice. We're beginning to care. We don't make a point of being "sensitive" but the sheer idiocy of your Russophobia is enough reason to put an end to it.

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toelie 26

Whoa there, I hope you're joking. There's nothing anti-semitic about this FML whatsoever.

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Shrike 23

Yeah, what the ****? Besides, 83, aren't YOU the Russophobic/stereotyping person here for bunching all Russians together and claiming you all feel exactly the same way about OP's joke? You've got serious mental issues, mate.

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fcryingoutloud 9

I was using anti-Semitism as an analogy. Of course there isn't. But it's Russophobic as f*ck and just try to imagine something posted online about a roleplay ridiculing Jews in a sexual context. 89, nice try. I didn't say anything about all Russians. Just about there being enough of us soon, with enough influence, to stop this crap.

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Shrike 23

Hahaha! Sure you did, you said "we" as in "we Russians". My god, pull your head out of your ass. You're starting to sound like a toddler. You sound dangerously paranoid, or like you're just looking for something to fight over. Grow up and find something better to be offended by. Your pathetic crypto-threats are as empty as your skull.

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marshmelo17 5

83 - sounds like something only a Russian spy would say.

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flockz 19

sorry i still don't see how this post ridicules Jews. or Russians. or really anything but OP's word usage. but then again my cup of 'give a shit' has been pretty empty today.

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fufik 3

****, you bitch. We, female Russian spys speak two languages: Russian and ****-your-butt-idiotic-woman. and we are sexier than you kind of

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MrSarary 26

I would of done almost the same thing except I would of stopped laughing and got down to business

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