Health: Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

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By sarah - 14/07/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 23:01 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By FlabbyPants - 06/01/2015 02:51 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake, I ran down 21 flights of stairs, only to find out it was a false alarm. My legs are on fire, and I can barely walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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Roevera 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.

snowmount07 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:53

It's alright, it'll stop eventually

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StromyG2 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 14:46

You should have "tried exercising" a LONG time ago.

picturescrazy 24

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:23

Good for you, OP! Good luck getting in shape!

needsagf14 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:37

Don't stop trying! In all seriousness!!!

ellysaurus 0

Friday 6 January 2012 21:17

Lol fat ass

maddyyghee 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:55

I know dis is sad, but i cant help laughin. Hahaha

maddyyghee 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:00

Hahaha

UNI_cornZ 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:41

what kind of house do you have?

mason012 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:52

Daaaaaaamn

akito11 5

Monday 9 January 2012 6:09

I used to exercise, till i took an arrow to the knee

vinathi 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 8:11

And so your solution is to grieve over yourself on FML? Go lift some weights.

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