Miscellaneous: Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie....

By troll of a gran - 08/01/2013 17:10 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word "cunt", which prompted her to ask what that word meant in a loud "whisper". She followed up even more loudly with, "Does that mean pussy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By no tea parties here, gran - 11/04/2013 17:16 - United States

Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML

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Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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SHUSH

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 12:00

Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By bribreeeeeezyfreshhh - 06/12/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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itsalanis 25

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:38

I love your grandma.

holagranola 15

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:40

Just be glad she didn't strip down and refuse to put her clothes back on.

Comments

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:46

Well it couldn't have been a nice movie if they used the word "****".

bestnameright 14

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:53

That's why op said"what I THOUGHT was a good movie."

scarface90 8

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:47

Some old people are really funny, I remember this old guy in the theatre was laughing everytime the actors said "****" in the movie...it's like he never heard it before

VannahJane 17

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:47

Gotta love grandmas!

TheWorldGreatest 8

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:51

You have the best grandma ever

calliet145 14

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:52

I think a lot of people have an embarrassing story about taking a grandparent or someone to the movies and having it turn out badly. My siblings and I took my great grandmother to see Anchorman when it came out...yeah, that was incredibly awkward, to say the least. Your experience definitely sounds cringe-worthy, OP.

Catkam623 27

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:47

Oh please how did she react to the there's a party in my pants and your invited Richard would you like to go to the party in my pants?

calliet145 14

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:58

I honestly don't fully remember what her response was because I was only 13 at the time lol. I just remember her being completely appalled afterwards and yelling at my dad later on, "What kind of a movie did your children take me to?!?" Needless to say, we never took her to a movie again, and then made sure movies were going to be appropriate after that.

Catkam623 27

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:26

But that was the best part

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:54

"No, it means that you are unable to do something, as in, 'Speak up, I **** hear you.'" Or you could say he was referring to the philosopher who wrote "The Critique of Pure Reason."

moodyreallyrocks 27

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:57

Emmanuel Kant..

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:59

#20, Immanuel, and I was told that his named really should be pronounced "****."

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:04

#24, I **** hear you. I have an ear infucktion, but I'm taking penis-cillin for it.

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:01

Pro tip: Please, please do not take Grandma to see "Django Unchained." If she asks loudly about the vocabulary in that movie, you could get your asses beaten.