Miscellaneous: Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our...

By mark - 05/03/2012 22:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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taerts 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:11

I feel extremely sad for the robbed man :(

bosskidz20 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:11

Dafuq

Comments

rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:38

I am amazed that you could not bring yourself to call her out on stealing. That makes you just as horrible.

babe7260 30

Sunday 18 March 2012 13:16

I agree!!! Being in shock aside, do the right thing!!!!

SeemsToFail 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:46

So you can say it on here but not to her

oped01 8

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:47

Your a pussy and she's got balls. You better be ready to get some serious ass kicking if you stick with that bitch

SeemsToFail 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:50

Btw, #4 gonads is like a guys private nd awol is absent without official leave you can thank urban dictionary

almost34 4

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:50

Before people ask, AWOL=Away WithOut Leave

yeongji 31

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:51

You should check your bank account..

combatsoldier 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:55

a guessing your military huh

perdix 29

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:58

Snitches get stitches. Jus' sayin'.

MargieDrury 1

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:04

Tf? Snitching I'd get outta there.

bootz412 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:42

Yeah and thieves get killed, I'm not a snitch but there's a difference between "snitching" and doing what's right

someindiandude 6

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:58

Either your girlfriend is a kleptomaniac and this is the first you have noticed, or she isn't a klepto but she took it for the address of that person so she can hook up with him.....hmmn yeah either way you are screwed