Health: Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed...

By haleyfml - 27/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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MissEmma_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:06

unlucky. fair point though. he only cares

NattG17 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:08

What's wrong with that? He was concerned.

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brentfahey 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 7:39

I think u would do the same

Mikki4321 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:47

That's not FYL. I once woke up my boyfriend because I thought he was dead (he was really drunk that night and I woke up with him not breathing, turns out that's normal, sometimes you stop breathing in your sleep, it's called sleep apnea), and he got really pissed, but when I told him why, he just thought it was sweet. Thank your father for caring about you!

laurenc_fml 1

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:05

Be happy...it only means he cares. I recently lost a friend because he was home alone, and did pass out, because he was diabetic.

Prolusive 5

Saturday 22 January 2011 15:07

How is this an FML?! Your father obviously is looking out for you, how is that bad.

happygoluckygirl 0

Friday 18 March 2011 19:19

Why the hell would he slap you? Give a shake first. Besides, if you did pass out from low blood sugar a slap won't do anything. He'd need to get some carbs in you (and yes, diabetics count carbs, not sugar). Thank God I've never passed out from it but I have blacked out.

borntoperform 14

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:18

how does she deserve this??? I'm diabetic too, I feel ya (:

burtonbullet 10

Friday 17 June 2011 15:58

same stuff happened to me, although chocolate syrup was being down my throat. I woke up, couldn't breathe and hacked it all back out.

Richspartan372 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 16:45

Its an FML cause he cares?

pepkate 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:39

Im a type one diabetic- same thing has happened to me. I cant have my door locked anymore in case I faint of low blood sugar. Be gratetful they care though!