By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
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Sammeh_Higgins 0

Kids have gotten so disrespectful.

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Moota 9

Someone needs to have a little talk with daddy about name calling?

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ILoveTabz 0

And who's fault is that?

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hateevryone 14

you should've beat him right then & there.

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psycho_mp 0

obviously your kid wanted that toy maybe instead on being straight up and saying no you could have told him you have no extra money it works and kids being rude my ass its the parent not the kid get ur shit straight

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white16sox 19

78 kids need to learn the meaning of no. When a parent says no, end of conversation. Can't allow a kid to grow up listening to excuses their whole life.

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mizunwantedxx 0

I would of tore his ass up just for throwing the fit much less what he said. kids these days.

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Well the father is part to blame for teaching his kid such language

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cabanaboyjuan 6

i take it your not hispanic. because if you were hed be posting FML how you beat living shit out of him in middle of store for saying that.

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superkamiguru 1

actually u can physically discipline your children. it jus cant b to the point where you are leavig bruises on them. so yes ppl you can spank your children

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gabrielbaby 9

Not in public, nor at a school. It's illegal

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NightForever 2

You can get arrested for smacking your kid in public. I saw a mother attempt to take a lunchbox away from her kid who was making a mess, the kid let go of the lunchbox and fell down, a social worker started SCREAMING that the mother pushed him down and threatened to arrest her. The kid had to say "No, I just fell, she didn't push me." It's ridiculous.

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MsCane 6

And that Social Worker would have gotten her ass whipped. Where I come from, you mind your business when someone is disciplining their child.

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bubo_fml 10

Old joke: "Daddy, what's a pussy?" Dad cracks open a Hustler & circles the genitals & says, "Everything inside the circle is a pussy." "Daddy, what's a bitch?" Dad says, "everything outside the circle!"

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

I saw that joke on the Dirty Jokes App.

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