Kids: Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit,...

By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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Sammeh_Higgins 0

Friday 2 December 2011 16:09

Kids have gotten so disrespectful.

Moota 9

Friday 2 December 2011 16:10

Someone needs to have a little talk with daddy about name calling?

Comments

florido_fml 10

Friday 2 December 2011 16:16

Just punch him in the face lol

starsfan_9 7

Friday 2 December 2011 16:17

Felony...classic

absolutegrrr 7

Friday 2 December 2011 19:12

child abuse 'lol'

gabrielbaby 9

Friday 2 December 2011 20:50

Who the child or the father? Because what kind of a parent punches a young child in the face?

xtalondriver 10

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:32

You make a good case for mandatory sterilization.

boycrazy30007 12

Friday 2 December 2011 16:19

Tan his ass and see if It happens again

iliketurdles 7

Friday 2 December 2011 20:51

Tan? I think I speak for everyone when I say.. wait, whaa?

anm321456 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:25

They mean spank lol

White_Knightspc 0

Friday 2 December 2011 16:21

It's time go home and kick daddy in the Nads... Avoid this whole situation again. A man needs to respect his wife.

iamyourgod 3

Friday 2 December 2011 16:56

Who says she isn't a bitch? Maybe he's right?

thiscrazything 1

Friday 2 December 2011 18:56

Doesn't matter if she is, the father is an ass for saying that in front of their son.

anm321456 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:28

I have to say even if OP was a bitch the kid's dad shouldn't say things like that in front of the kid, those arguments should remain between the parents.

cntryiscntrywide 0

Friday 2 December 2011 16:21

I'd set the dark lord Ktulu on him:) * I think that how yu spell his name, anyone who watches south park will get it *

slapshot52 2

Friday 2 December 2011 16:40

Cthulhu did not come from south park.

cntryiscntrywide 0

Friday 2 December 2011 16:47

someone made a south park reference earlier and, that's how I know who he is.

FeroniaMoonscyth 2

Saturday 3 December 2011 0:43

35 - Exactly 23: What is this I don't even

ExhaustedLove 0

Friday 2 December 2011 16:22

So do you know what your getting him for Christmas?

Sweet121 0

Friday 2 December 2011 16:27

Wow. Nip that in the bud, and sit down with his father and explain how unacceptable that behavior is.

skinthesnakes 6

Friday 2 December 2011 16:29

OP to kid: The pregnancy test was right, you were a mistake!

gabrielbaby 9

Friday 2 December 2011 20:52

That's cruel, and not very funny. You never tell your child that. Ever. That's worse than saying bitch in front of him.

I'madumbass 19

Thursday 19 October 2017 7:26

Agreed. If I mess up, my parents will just tell me that I am a mistake, I am nothing, etc. This is only when I do stuff wrong, but it's been going on for years. I feel ya. Never tell your child that he or she is a mistake. Never do that. Ever.