Intimacy: Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming...

By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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By I'm an adult! - 02/07/2015 19:16 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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By notamathematician - 07/03/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

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By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By virginmary - 06/12/2009 08:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML

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By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

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_elly_beth_ 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:52

I'd keep the grandchild away from her. She sounds like the mother from Carrie.

chris_the_G 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:37

tell her not to either

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stubby84 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 23:10

there is no way this happens

stubby84 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 23:10

there is no way this happens

jpperezcmg 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:43

wow...

exodushatred 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 4:41

your 25 pregenet and already married? hah

lambo3 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 7:29

tell her everyone your age is doing it! I bet that'd really blow her mind lol

SonjaJay 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 5:41

Lmfao

Wirbelwind 2

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:48

wow, I wouldn't bring my kids to visit her if I were you. who knows what stuff she'll cram in their heads?

tneto0826 3

Monday 12 September 2011 5:58

hahaha married people dont have sex! who does that anymore haha fyl. sorry to hear that

thebamdino 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:44

That is weird

atishe24 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:58

That sounds fake :/

DarthVader77 9

Monday 17 December 2012 14:35

Mom knows better! ;)

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