Health: Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek...

By Anonymous - 09/03/2015 12:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

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By Bruce - 12/03/2023 00:00

Today, my alcoholic friend, who is now sober, told me I was a lot more fun when he was drinking. FML

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I'm not drunk, you're drunk!

By katieemw95 - 23/09/2019 04:00

Today, I came home from partying all night, having stayed completely sober. My Dad, blind drunk, told me he was proud of me for staying sober. He claims to have been sober longer than I have. FML

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You deserved it 124

By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I have a very serious drinking problem and that I need to go to rehab because I can't stop on my own. He told me that I just need to make new friends and suggested I join a sorority. FML

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You deserved it 6 510

It's better than nothing, I suppose

By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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You deserved it 5 178

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 788

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 049

By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 22:35 - Australia

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

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You deserved it 6 744

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 05:00

Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML

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You deserved it 108

By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 325

By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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You deserved it 2 377

SoapTurtle 7

Monday 9 March 2015 18:41

Dad of the year goes to

Guard_Babe 19

Monday 9 March 2015 18:43

He cares more about you being the "life of the party" than being healthy? Wow.

Comments

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 9 March 2015 19:03

Good luck.

ashweaver 12

Monday 9 March 2015 19:07

I hope your not a girl

mrmcleod 29

Monday 9 March 2015 19:37

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

accidentalsheep 24

Monday 9 March 2015 19:43

and op being a girl would matter because...?

kirasant 19

Monday 9 March 2015 20:01

What would that have to do with it? You're a moron.

a1_z9 10

Monday 9 March 2015 19:12

Maybe like you he'll just have to make the brave, life changing decision to live without something for the sake of himself and those he loves. Though in this case it'll be having someone to entertain him at parties he'll be giving up. Good luck to both of you!

Senrab 15

Monday 9 March 2015 19:22

Better than being abusive and mean? :)

needagoodlaugh 34

Monday 9 March 2015 20:41

Encouraging your child to destroy their life through alcohol is mean.

frostedfoster 15

Tuesday 10 March 2015 1:26

And kind of abusive

YBae 27

Monday 9 March 2015 19:24

Best of luck to you on your journey to get clean. It takes a lot of strength to admit you have a problem and work to better yourself. You should be proud of yourself for that.

awhitt 8

Monday 9 March 2015 19:28

You took a big step in realizing you have a problem and are seeking help for it. Hopefully you can surround yourself with other people in your family that will be positive, instead of being an enabler, because your going to need that positivity in months to come. Wish you the best of luck and like many people on here has said, don't listen to your dad.

JKPwnage 27

Monday 9 March 2015 19:33

Maybe your dad isn't the right person to talk to about the issue. Good for you for recognizing the problem and trying to get help though, OP. Good luck!