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By veggiepower11028 - 31/05/2011 12:02

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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The L Word

By Humiliated & Heart-Broken - 30/07/2014 04:41 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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Is this dude a puma?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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HyundaiOwner7 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:47

Mmm... chicken wings...

YacL 15

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:48

Does he even remember your name?

Comments

TinaMarie21 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:37

Your comment :He knew perfectly well that you're a vegetarian. He said that whole bit about the chicken wings because that was his way of breaking up with you because you used the "L" word too soon.

DesB 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:51

My thoughts exactly...

itsxbabyxjay 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:58

That's cute.

Bossman11 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 8:02

you're not

bargarlm 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:18

dump his ass. that's just pathetic.

zapp_fml 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:32

haha I'd eat all the chicken wings and make shore he didnt get any

PurpleWaffles 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:34

drink water :D

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:41

He doesn't love you. which was why he quickly changed the subject to "chicken wings" after you said you loved him.

curlyhead00 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:46

lol! one of the best fmls ever, sorry op but this is awesome!

BigOrca 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 20:06

I told my gf I loved her and she said nothing. I was heart broken. I never said it to her again but eventually she came around to saying it. then I said it back. I wanted to ignore her like she did but don't.